What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
(Source: tr3ndyc00l)
I love how the guard got all excited, like OH SHIT IMMA BUST THESE BiTCHES THEY STUPID IF THEY DON’T SEE ME.Then he just stares. All his hopes and dreams crushed in a single instant.
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
well shit
Just curious.
This sounds really fucking awesome.
Guys make headcanons about me.
omg i wanna know
my type
- that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church
He is adorable.
(Source: 2cornchipsandapieceofham)
In the event that Tumblr will somehow change drastically to the point where none of us will want to come on anymore, feel free to send me your:
Skype Name
Email Address
AIM/Google Chat
Cell Number [Make sure we’re in the same country!]
Go forth my friends! I want to stay in touch.
seriously guys pls
no but actually I will actually actively go on Skype more if Yahoo ends up scaring us all away.
(Source: claraswilliams)
